Utter Rubbish ... Enough Said.
by Cavadan September 15, 2020
by Rubbishfootballers March 19, 2021
The best team around, the team who plays real football. Also the team with the greatest manager - Sir Alex Ferguson. Amazing players like Wayne Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldo, Ryan Giggs, Rio Ferdinand, Paul Scholes, let's just say the whole squad.
Most fans who don't live in Manchester and support Man Utd get called 'glory supporters'. This is not true, you don't HAVE to support the local team where you live. You support whoever you think are the best team.
Most fans who don't live in Manchester and support Man Utd get called 'glory supporters'. This is not true, you don't HAVE to support the local team where you live. You support whoever you think are the best team.
local team fan: who do you support?
man utd fan: manchester united of course
local team fan: you fuckin glory supporter, you should be supportin our team
man utd fan: your team are shit and can't even win a game, have no history to their name, have shit players, have a new manager every season, and you wonder why i support man utd..
man utd fan: manchester united of course
local team fan: you fuckin glory supporter, you should be supportin our team
man utd fan: your team are shit and can't even win a game, have no history to their name, have shit players, have a new manager every season, and you wonder why i support man utd..
by faizah November 8, 2007
A football team in England. Currently the most supported team in the world. Anyone who says Liverpool are better are scouse Bastards and should come down to Manchester and fight me.
by Alfie Eastwood June 5, 2020
An advertising and merchandise team based in the North-West of England. Their rival is Manchester City but the difference is that Machester City is actually a football team. They spend their profits on ridiculously overpriced players in a football "club". Despite them, however, they are only 6th in the Premier League table (impressive, I must say). Their manager is the second most hated manager in the Premier League (Arsen Wenger as first). They eventually plan to kill football and steal every good player in the world for themselves. After that, they'll attempt world domination and build massive robots of mass destruction and wipe us all out. Goodbye world, it was good while it lasted...
Person A: "I'm quite sure Manchester United is more like a rich store nowadays.."
Manchester United: "Fuck you"
Manchester United: "Fuck you"
by HalloM8 June 24, 2017
It's a fact.
by kuken te patrick2 November 12, 2013
a group of football fans, supporting the team manchester united. unfortunatly the majority of there support comes from countries outside of the uk, milions of miles away from old trafford. many can be found buying the latest kit and declaring there love for the the team, despite lacking the ability to point out manchester on a map. real man u fans generally hate there foriegn cousins, however they are now the majority, which leads to many a footy fan to hate man united all together.
by chelsea for lyf<cfc> July 27, 2008