Rio Ferdinand with a great loft pass to the sideline to giggs, gigs with a brilliant cross, ROONEY!!!!!!!
hey makes it look SOOO easy!!!
hey makes it look SOOO easy!!!
by loyal supporter April 1, 2005
by Stephan Scantum May 30, 2005
The best football team in the world!!! They have the biggest and best stadium in England and also have the best players.
by jack_1994 September 30, 2006
One of the most over-rated football clubs in the whole of the United Kingdom, and, let's face it - one of the worst.
The fans brag and gloat over every single victory, especially at a derby match with their rival team, Manchester City. Every single goal they score leads them to believe they are winning, even if they have a low score of, let's say, 6-1. If you are ever near a United fanatic, beware of the screaming, yelling and the fucking annoying cheers that will come soon after a goal.
The fans are majorly based in London, and minorly in Manchester itself. Not that the stadium is actually in Manchester, of course.
Also, a lot of the players are simply arsehole cheats, and I don't just mean on the field.
They may be one of the most famous, but they're also one of the most shitest. Even a rat wouldn't support a team as bad as them.
The fans brag and gloat over every single victory, especially at a derby match with their rival team, Manchester City. Every single goal they score leads them to believe they are winning, even if they have a low score of, let's say, 6-1. If you are ever near a United fanatic, beware of the screaming, yelling and the fucking annoying cheers that will come soon after a goal.
The fans are majorly based in London, and minorly in Manchester itself. Not that the stadium is actually in Manchester, of course.
Also, a lot of the players are simply arsehole cheats, and I don't just mean on the field.
They may be one of the most famous, but they're also one of the most shitest. Even a rat wouldn't support a team as bad as them.
Person A: You know my mate, Stan?
Person B: Aye?
A: He's a Manchester United fan.
B: What a delusional prick.
Person B: Aye?
A: He's a Manchester United fan.
B: What a delusional prick.
by iamtehawesumness January 8, 2012
by lizizawsum May 30, 2008
verb (used with object), tossed or (Literary) Manchester United·ing, Manchester United.
A homosexual act performed by 2 or more men. The act consists of 1 or more men jizzing, spurting, or otherwise discharging into another mans thick chest hair.
A homosexual act performed by 2 or more men. The act consists of 1 or more men jizzing, spurting, or otherwise discharging into another mans thick chest hair.
by _NotBob October 11, 2018