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Max Magaz 

I want to ride on Max Magazs dick
Max Magaz by tabbbyzznotfound June 16, 2020

NFT Magazine 

NFT Magazine also known as non-fungible token magazine is the world's leading news source of NFT Alpha on the web for non-fungible token investors to access the latest NFT, cryptocurrency, blockchain news, and market updates.

NFT Mag is a magazine founded in 2021 by JetSet, TheBlondeJon and Joey Sendz.
Joey Sendz: Yo bro we should start a NFT Magazine and talk about monkey jpeg pictures. What do you think?

Josh King Madrid: Yooo bro I’m down let’s freaking do it. Who should we put on the front cover bro?

TheBlondeJon: I got it!

JoeySendz: who?

TheBlondeJon: $c@m B@nkrun-Fr@ud HAHAH! Just kidding… ahahah but seriously let’s throw some bored apes on nft magazine one time

Everyone: *bust into laughing*

JetSet: That was a Good one. I’m down to put bored ape monkey jpegs on nftmagazine com
NFT Magazine by therkoi November 20, 2022

MTG MAGA’s MVP 

MTG MAGA’s MVP means Marjorie Taylor Green Make America Great Again’s Most Valuable Player.

This is the battle cry oft repeated in the most cringe MAGA presentation since the last one five minutes ago. This political ad features MTG who was ejected from the ironically named Freedom Caucus on July 6th 2023.

Apparently her clap back was to make a video that featured a “1990’s poor man’s music video aesthetic style worthy of a Casio stock beat”.

And boy, does she mug for the camera — real/fake B-girl style.

Norman Vincent Peale, and Napoleon Hill aver that if you say a thing often enough in your self-talk that you will come to believe it; AND, IT WILL COME TO PASS. Perhaps this is the purpose of the music video — her own personalized version of “EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY I’M BECOMING BETTER AND BETTER AND BETTER BY GOD’S GRACE.

MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP.

Yeah…that will work.
Using the principles of intention, affirmation, and self-talk, Marjorie Taylor Green repeats to herself : MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP, while standing naked in front of a mirror and doing Cross Fit exercises.

Bonesaw MAGA 

A bastardization of MAGA type american values. A reference to to 2018 killing and dismemberment of an American journalist with a bonesaw because he published articles critical of Saudi Arabia. It’s the darker MAGA where people are okay with and accepting of horrors if they are in the name of/for the sake of MAGA. Popularized by the band Cake’s social media person.
Woah, Trump just abandoned our allies to be slaughtered. That’s some Bonesaw MAGA.
Bonesaw MAGA by Snowhorse420 October 14, 2019
Noun

Blue Maga is a term directed towards Horseshoe Leftists who support Putin. It originated from the tribalism that usually assists Berniecrats who end up on the same side as Original MAGA voters who support Donald Trump. In both scenarios no matter what Blue Maga/Maga does even if it is extremely negative they will support Putin no matter what.
Blue Maga still supports Putin even after he used cluster munitions on the citizens of Ukraine. Let's help him and Trump by lying about student loan debt -- especially the part where Blue MAGA lies about student loan debt so we can give a trillion dollars to people making anywhere from $100,000 to many MILLIONS of dollars, PER YEAR. Sure, it's Reaganomics -- but White Male Populist Berniecrats have ALWAYS been about Trickle Down Economics!
Blue MAGA by the modhatter September 24, 2023

Blender Magazine 

A music magazine whose writing staff, not content that review journalism was already a stupefyingly conceited craft, decided to create the laziest, most inconsequential rag known to literature, tits and all. Each issue is compiled by randomly picking entries from an encyclopedia of popular music and choosing (usually by means of coin-flipping) which ones to piss all over and which ones to heap barely qualified praise upon in their otherwise arbitrary best/worst lists. The content is then peppered with pictures of the Pussy Cat Dolls, Tila Tequila, or similar airbrushed wank-fodder and hey presto, let's rock 'n' roll!!!
The title is derived from the magazine's layout having the appearance of the end result of throwing Rolling Stone, Playboy and Mad! Magazine into a food processor.
Band Frontman: Hey guys, we just got panned/lauded in Blender Magazine.

(Nothing happens)
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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