One of the seven wonders of the world, revered as the most useless thing ever. It's not nearly as hot when a male nipple becomes hard as when a female nipple becomes hard.
by Drunkmanfuu February 9, 2006
by Kevin Metal July 15, 2008
A person who is looked down upon, usually for a lack of skill or failure to meet up to a set of standards. Used as a very vulgar expression (usually directed towards males) to express to the insulted that their purpose in life is to worship the nipples of the one who is insulting.
Jed: oops, I built the takeoff wrong.
Jimbo: yeah you did! It threw everyone off, you male nipple monger!
Jimbo: yeah you did! It threw everyone off, you male nipple monger!
by ThePrajektProductions January 16, 2010