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An average tasting line of cheap beer brewed in Hamilton, Ontario.

It is a staple beer on many college and university campuses in Southern Ontario due to the low prices.

There is Lakeport Pilsner, Lakeport Honey, Lakeport Red, Lakeport Ice, Lakeport Strong, Lakeport Light, Brava.. among others.

It is great for college kids strapped for cash and ready to get hammered.

It has yet to break out of Southern Ontario or get into the bar scene, as it is purely a take-home beer.
"Good Beer, Faaaair Prices... Lakepoorrrrt!!"
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lakeport by K Taylor December 11, 2007
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Ladeport 

1. the door in a barn
2. Slang for a big ass
Damn girl, you got a nice big ladeport
Ladeport by Jansemus August 28, 2019

ladeport 

it's the danish word for OMFG YOUR ASS IS TOO FUCKIN HUGE.
Hello Anne-Grethe your ladeport is fuckin ugly and it smells like sour kraul
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Lakeworthy 

An idea or item that is worthy of taking to a lake side vaccation.

Such as liquor or food or funny items or experiences.
This idea is held to an extreme for the believers in the lake habitat.

The lake habitat is known for its peace and tranquility away from the busy city life.
This bottle of tequila is totally lakeworthy.
Lakeworthy by Starchild135 December 25, 2017
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