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A bad heart condition that restricts blood flow to the penis resulting in a condition known as Microphallus. Failure of normal development during the formation of the embryo (a birth defect) leads to this condition.
I never understood why my partner was so vindictive until I read his medical records until after he died from heart failure. He suffered from a condition known as Kojac which attacks the pituitary gland leading to all thing small.
Kojac by First Team January 26, 2020
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Kojaking 

The art of parking your car directly outside the building you wish to enter.
That was nicley kojaked.
you are very good at kojaking
Kojaking by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006

Kovacova 

origin: Czech!

the- most beautiful gorgeous girl ever. Even though people with this last name do not believe they are they are damn sexy. They will make you have butterflies or even make you sweat. Kovacova's can make even the most outgoing person shy! When you meet a Kovacova youll never go back to anything else! This girl is the one and only and the apple of my eye<3 Shes funny and extremely talented and extremely sexually oriented.
Me: WOAH THAT GURRL IS FINNE, I WONDER WHAT HER NAME IS?

Joe: She must be a Kovacova!
Kovacova by italianstallion4 June 19, 2011

machi komacine 

machi is a character from the anime/manga hunter x hunter. she is a member of the phantom troupe, a group of nen users that massacred the kurta clan, among many other crimes. she is spider number three of the phantom troupe, and her nen type is transmutation. for her nen, she creates threads out of her life aura to manipulate others, fight, and heal. machi has long pink hair that she typically wears in a ponytail and blue eyes (2011). she is intelligent, cold, calculating, and caring about her close friends.
friend 1: machi is so pretty omg! she's the best member of the phantom troupe.

friend 2: yeah, machi komacine is one of my favorite hunter x hunter characters.
machi komacine by what’s up lol August 22, 2020
To drive straight into a parking space, improbably available right outside the place you were headed, even though this is normally totally impossible to do.

The 70s television detective Kojak routinely did this in every episode, parking in front of the courthouse, the police station, the trendiest nightclub in town...anywhere.
I went shopping last night and was expecting a lot of trouble parking, but I found a space right in front of the shop. I kojaked!
kojak by Tony and Cherie Blair July 20, 2006

kojacked 

Kojacked is a verb in the past tense, meaning to have purchased something at a higher value than it is really worth.
I just bought some buds and didn't realize I had been kojacked until I got home.
kojacked by PimpMax June 22, 2009
A sword that's half the length of the Katana.
Kodachi by Samurai Katsu September 3, 2003
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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