The soccer mom's attempt to make most of today's music suitable for young children. This leads to butchering good songs or making crappy ones even worse. These travesties of music are commonly advertised on Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon and are sold on CDs and tapes to unwitting customers.
No one really likes kidz bop; they just pretend to so the producers won't kill them and feed them to their pot-bellied pigs.
by Shawn B. June 6, 2003
The end of music, or at least good music, as we know it. This is the franchise of CD's with hit songs that are horribly remade by children and others. It is an insult to the artists who make the original songs that are remade by these people. These remade songs are despicably horrid and sound so bad that they make people literally want to destroy something. One can not stand a Kidz Bop song.
by dafierce one April 3, 2005
a group of kids derived from disney channel that turn mainstream hits, that are already overplayed, into the total failures. their high pitched voices together sound like a damned creature deep down in the pits hell. we keep listening to music with more cursing and shit like that but they just manage to cover it up with more giggling and add it to their cd.
*friend turns on radion*
friend~ hey move along's on by all american rejects
me~ kidz bop already sang it and ruined it, that song is a total failure now
*changes channel*
friend~hey its bad romance from lady gaga
me~ they sang that too, what while thay ruin next!!!
friend~ hey its wake me up when september ends by greenday
-.-
friend~ hey move along's on by all american rejects
me~ kidz bop already sang it and ruined it, that song is a total failure now
*changes channel*
friend~hey its bad romance from lady gaga
me~ they sang that too, what while thay ruin next!!!
friend~ hey its wake me up when september ends by greenday
-.-
by someoneyoukn0w February 1, 2011
One of the harsher punishments in Hell. A really crappy CD sung/made by a bunch of bratty kids with annoying, high-pitched voices who can't sing for crap. They take most of the good songs and turn them into a version of lameness. Seriously, listen to their version of Kelly Clarkson's "Breakaway". It made my ears want to bleed.
by Aztec_Falcon June 27, 2006
Kidz Bop.
1. A series of CD's, now on their 18th CD, featuring children attempting to sing the recent pop hits. A soccermom may buy this for her first-grade children to listen to in the van on the way to soccer practice. Most of these "rising stars" (aka Kidz Bop children) were found at Chuck E Cheese, putt-putt golf, the movie theater watching a G-rated movie, or sometimes a lemonade stand in the Midwest. These "rising stars" are fired once a) they begin to go through puberty, b) they go to 4th grade, and c) they begin to listen to decent music instead of Hannah Montana. The voices of these "rising stars" are too high, and often dripping with faux emotion.
2. Someone stuck in the 2nd grade who thinks that Kidz Bop is cool and is all around childish.
1. A series of CD's, now on their 18th CD, featuring children attempting to sing the recent pop hits. A soccermom may buy this for her first-grade children to listen to in the van on the way to soccer practice. Most of these "rising stars" (aka Kidz Bop children) were found at Chuck E Cheese, putt-putt golf, the movie theater watching a G-rated movie, or sometimes a lemonade stand in the Midwest. These "rising stars" are fired once a) they begin to go through puberty, b) they go to 4th grade, and c) they begin to listen to decent music instead of Hannah Montana. The voices of these "rising stars" are too high, and often dripping with faux emotion.
2. Someone stuck in the 2nd grade who thinks that Kidz Bop is cool and is all around childish.
1. "Dude, do you have that new Kidz Bop CD?"
"No, Dude, I don't listen to that shit."
2. "Have you even met her? She's such a Kidz Bop."
"She threw a fit because there weren't any red crayons... She's so Kidz Bop."
"No, Dude, I don't listen to that shit."
2. "Have you even met her? She's such a Kidz Bop."
"She threw a fit because there weren't any red crayons... She's so Kidz Bop."
by Lil Miss Magic June 29, 2009
n. a horribly produced CD made to give the children of today a censored verson of all the top hits-- with different singers. I believe most of the singers were picked up off the street somewhere, because none of their voices belong on a CD. Period. See cruel and unusual punishment
"Mommy, mommy, Joey said that my Kidz Bop Tape bleeps out the word f*ck in that Puddle of Mudd song!"
by RogueRising August 14, 2003
1. A term that generally refers to people who conduct retarded acts or display excessive juvenile behavior.
2. Refers to a group or collection of pathetically stupid kids, where the 's' in kids (or kid's) is dropped and replaced with 'z' to denote their stupid nature.
3. Kids that act like retards usually to get attention who inadvertently embarrass those with real mental disabilities.
4. A group of stupid kids that ascend beyond the levels of average stupid kids.
2. Refers to a group or collection of pathetically stupid kids, where the 's' in kids (or kid's) is dropped and replaced with 'z' to denote their stupid nature.
3. Kids that act like retards usually to get attention who inadvertently embarrass those with real mental disabilities.
4. A group of stupid kids that ascend beyond the levels of average stupid kids.
Example 1:
<Jimmy>: hey wtf is that guy doing to that stop sign?
<Timmy>: that my friend would be a stupid kid trying to attempt an ollie, with a dislodged stop sign... oh look he's got his lighter out, guess it's not a challenge unless it's on fire too. Dear lord, his friends are video taping it.
<Jimmy>: lol, stupid kidz!!
Example 2:
<Stupid Kid>: Screw it, this algebra blows. Hey dude, wanna leave class and play hacky sac?
<Dude>: No way man, I'm not gonna skip class to toss around some frikken bean-bag!
<Stupid Kid>: You suck! *smacks him with hacky sac*
<Dude>: aww fuck! wth!?! *throws said sac back in retaliation*
<Stupid Kidz Stupid Friend>: c'mon bro, let's get wasted... we don't need this turd. *smacks dude with his own sac*
<Dude>: *throws the second stupid kidz hacky sac out the window* Fetch bitch!
<Stupid Kidz>: *flips off the dude and make their way out the window*
<Teacher>: *hears dude* That will be detention for you mister!
<Dude>: asswipes! damn those stupid kidz!
<Jimmy>: hey wtf is that guy doing to that stop sign?
<Timmy>: that my friend would be a stupid kid trying to attempt an ollie, with a dislodged stop sign... oh look he's got his lighter out, guess it's not a challenge unless it's on fire too. Dear lord, his friends are video taping it.
<Jimmy>: lol, stupid kidz!!
Example 2:
<Stupid Kid>: Screw it, this algebra blows. Hey dude, wanna leave class and play hacky sac?
<Dude>: No way man, I'm not gonna skip class to toss around some frikken bean-bag!
<Stupid Kid>: You suck! *smacks him with hacky sac*
<Dude>: aww fuck! wth!?! *throws said sac back in retaliation*
<Stupid Kidz Stupid Friend>: c'mon bro, let's get wasted... we don't need this turd. *smacks dude with his own sac*
<Dude>: *throws the second stupid kidz hacky sac out the window* Fetch bitch!
<Stupid Kidz>: *flips off the dude and make their way out the window*
<Teacher>: *hears dude* That will be detention for you mister!
<Dude>: asswipes! damn those stupid kidz!
by Darrenator January 13, 2010