kessler

The unexplainable particles in human feces

Dude I don’t know what was in those burritos, but you should have seen the kesslers in my poo.

by PooPoo324 December 4, 2008

Daniel Kessler

Shy guitarist from Interpol who has a fetish for half asian girls. He often makes funny sex faces when he plays.

Look at that Amish guy...wait thats Daniel Kessler

by Mrs. Kessler March 26, 2005

Kessler Park

a neighborhood inside oak cliff texas, half of it is hood, half is not

man! kessler park is ghetto!

by lildino July 6, 2009

Daniel Kessler

The guitarist and brains behind Interpol. Daniel has been a lover of music since he was a little tyke back in London, England. He's one smart kat and really hot. He also looks like he's getting a blow job when he is playing his guitar.

Person 1: Who's that hot Amish guy?
Person 2: That's Daniel, the gutarist of Interpol.

by LolaLola August 6, 2005

daniel kessler

Guitarist in band interpol shy and cute with funny beard.

Will be seen dancing strangley

by jen March 25, 2005

Julius Kessler

The Greatest fucking beverage in the World

"Well guys I feel like a pimp, I just drank a fifth El Julius Kessler."

After those shots of Julius Kessler I feel ready to beat my woman....like a true red-blooded American.

Julius...it enlarges the cock.

by Dick Handle October 21, 2008

kristian kessler

1.Another name for a person who is laugh your ass of hilarious, attractive, and an overall awesome guy. This is the type of person who you want to have your back because when it comes to arguments, he doesn't loose.

2.When a man has a 13 inch penis and announces it randomly, while a crowd claps for him. This is pulling a kristian kessler.

Wow, did you see the size of that guys dick?! He must be a kristian kessler!!!

by KesslerMcJewNose April 18, 2017