someone you want to fuck
by trashboat237 June 6, 2016
by Bmoretiger May 19, 2011
I want to squeeze Kate uptons boobs really bad. How come she doesn't post naked selfies with her two boobs that are as big and as fine as Jupiter. I want to French kiss her while squeezing her squishy tits. Also, I want to smuggle my face in between Kate uptons boobs.
by Nac55550044 May 3, 2015
*scratches off lottery ticket
"KATE UPTON'S DILDO! I WON THE LOTTERY. FUCK YOU, BITCHES! I'M OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE! I QUIT!"
"KATE UPTON'S DILDO! I WON THE LOTTERY. FUCK YOU, BITCHES! I'M OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE! I QUIT!"
by deycallmebigdick February 28, 2014
When you aren't attracted to men or women... Just Kate Upton.
Most people are secretly Kate Upton-Sexual and often lie to themselves and others in order to appear normal.
Most people are secretly Kate Upton-Sexual and often lie to themselves and others in order to appear normal.
by The Other Paul Rud June 9, 2013