the most beautiful girl that lived. She's like the human version of Aphrodite. She's brave, adventurous, and has an amazing sense of humour. She's naive, but that's what makes her amazing. She doesn't realise what kind of affect she gives towards her guy friends. She thinks that they're just friends, but her guy friends are all probably in love with her. She's gorgeous, beautiful, hilarious, and a little bit rebelious. If your name is Kali, search for guys that have the name 'Lucas', 'Aaron', or 'Noah' since they're probably in love with her.
Dude: Hey bro i'm falling in love with a girl, i won't tell you who.
Dude#2: It's kali, isn't it?
Dude:Fuck, of course it is.
Dude#2: Yeah, I heards she has 3 boyfriends
Dude: wtf who?
Dude#2: Lucas, Aaron and Noah
DUde: Dude wtf
Dude#2: It's kali, isn't it?
Dude:Fuck, of course it is.
Dude#2: Yeah, I heards she has 3 boyfriends
Dude: wtf who?
Dude#2: Lucas, Aaron and Noah
DUde: Dude wtf
by jennifer tranidad January 14, 2018
The type of girl that will help you with a murder and/or hide the body. They are also the Goddess of Destruction and Death. There dads may also hate there best friends.
Person #1: Hey can you help me murder someone then hide the body?
Kali: Sure, I'll get the tools and you dig the hole.
Kali: Sure, I'll get the tools and you dig the hole.
by TheRussianKermit October 23, 2020
Is a beautiful girl who is most of the time smiling, she has lightish brown hair with elysian eyes that change from hazel to green, and bluish green, greenish gray. She is a boy magnet, which of most of them like her. with lots of friends but is far from being popular.
Kali i s a girl with an amazing personality, but is often getting into trouble and being mischievous!
by Human_person_thing_ April 4, 2018
A child with parents who have no common sense when it comes to spelling and pronunciation and caused a lifetime of annoyance.
by Chickenfckerrr February 4, 2016
Kali is the most annoying person you will meet in ur life so u should dump her if u have the chance goodbye
by Kali + Headshot June 13, 2018
by kali January 9, 2005
The girl who seams sweet and nice on the outside, but actually is the kind of girl who will take your best friend from you, and cause you to be a social outcast. She targets a innocent girl on the playground with her bestfriend, and then takes the bestfriend away. The girl wonders alone for along time, till they both move to a different school without Kali. I have survived a Kali attack, but it took me a year to become social again.
Girl 1: My bestfriend doesn't hang out with me anymore because of the girl!
Girl 2: You must have been Kali'd.
Girl 2: You must have been Kali'd.
by Megs4000 August 15, 2012