the sweetest cutest coolest girl ever who like to get revenge on stupid asses who they it
look at kali i want her to be mine
by wouldn't u like to kno August 7, 2003
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Kali is such a cute and lovely girl. She always looks good, even if she’s mot trying to. She also always looks tumblr, no matter what she’s doing. She’s very loyal and nice to everyone. You’ll never have a better friend than her.
by sashasgoodtaste November 6, 2017
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"Hey I like Jaxon..."
" oh, so you're a kali!"

Kali likes Jaxon
by kaiitokiisser.hatepage April 11, 2022
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A girl known for being annoying but she is also cute. She usually gets in a love hate relationship with some boy. Her booty is full size and she likes to show it off to the boys. She is an only child. She can get nasty at times. She is cute and small and has a unique laugh. She wont turn down any dare you give her. No one knows she wants to date but she does, no one knows she is in the game yet. She has a crush on a cute boy and has him as her wallpaper. She has his number but she does not text him. He has a g. Kali's have brown hair and brown eyes, really good at TikToks, stick to what they believe, and have a trampoline. Kali's have houses that are small. She has no boobs but her butt jiggles as she walks. It's big and she may not know it but all the boys watch it as she walks by, even if she is in a skirt. Very loud!
Girl: Where is Kali?
*Hears very loud laughing*
Girl: OH THERE SHE IS
by Kate The Mate November 22, 2018
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A Linux distribution based on Debian Testing, intended for penetration testing. Due to its specific purpose, many security mechanisms in Kali are disabled by default to make the penetration tools, such as aircrack-ng (which is available on most Linux distros in general), perform better and work easily, so it's not a very secure distro and intended to be run from a Live USB or installed alongside other systems and only used occasionally. In spite of this, script kiddies frequently install this distro to look like l33t haxorz.
"I installed Kali on my laptop yesterday, am I cool now?"
"A skiddie is a skiddie, even with a pentesting distro, so git gud, uninstall Kali and go away."
by Egg F1337 January 21, 2018
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