by POGGERSVHUN F November 4, 2020
johnny is a hot ass boi 🥵 he is loved and has bestfriends who has his back and he loves them too. he loves life but could have insecurities about nobody liking him, he would help u and have your back during anything and gets into fights for u, and may even die for u. Dont lose a johnny. btw dark humor and inappropriate jokes r his fav
by a urban dictionary lover December 5, 2020
A Johnny is described in urban slang used around the Philadelphia and South Jersey area as an expression and or act of hopping in a car (it can be expensive or inexpensive vehicle) usually used primarily when spinning the block on opps or going to the store.
Po: Yo Eric I need a ride to cop some fresh Fronto leaves and papers from Moe's, you got me bro?
Eric: Oh no doubt fat brotha you already know niggas got the Johnny we finna slide right now!
Eric: Oh no doubt fat brotha you already know niggas got the Johnny we finna slide right now!
by 3ternal April 7, 2022
A guy who basically screams 'don't be that guy' out to everyone even though he's actually 'that guy'. Tries to fap on any hard surface but still hasn't gone through puberty. Also thinks he's a roadman and all but acts like a baby who had his sweeties taken off him. In some cases he's really dumb and gets F-s in everything, including life.
What a guy.
What a guy.
by gotsacrilege May 12, 2022
by Tallboy71 August 12, 2020
johnny is a hot ass boi 🥵 he is loved and has bestfriends who has his back and he loves them too. he loves life but could have insecurities about nobody liking him, he would help u and have your back during anything and gets into fights for u, and may even die for u. Dont lose a johnny. btw dark humor and inappropriate jokes r his fav
by a urban dictionary lover December 5, 2020
Johnny seems awesome at first, hilarious, nice, cool, and flirty. You'll fall for him immediately. It feels like love at first sight. You might hang out with him when it's convenient for him. He might be bored and figure that he might find someone to pass the time with. He'll hang out with you and make you trust him. And then he'll lead you on. He'll flake on your plan's. And in the end you'll be absolutely crushed. He will break you. It might take you 6+ months to get over him. Nut the mark he left on you will never leave.. you'll always be reminded of him. It was a dream turned nightmare.
Girl 1: Who do you have a crush on?
Girl 2: Johnny...
Girl 1: Come one. You've liked him for almost a year.
Girl 2: I can't forget him.
Girl 2: Johnny...
Girl 1: Come one. You've liked him for almost a year.
Girl 2: I can't forget him.
by XTruth HurtsX September 18, 2020