The strongest, and most top alpha males u may encounter. Not every Johnny is alpha but few can be. He knows how to make friends less then a second because hes way too cool
Johnny is savage
by TopSuperior21 February 19, 2021
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Johnny is a person you don't want to mess with. Although most Johnny's are short they know how to fight and will fight for you especially if you're his girl. If you're ever lucky enough to have a Johnny in your life don't ever let him go because you will regret it. Johnny , one if an absolutely incredible massive cocktail. He is an absolute fuck machine who loves to please his woman first. Johnny, A very handsome and attractive man. You ever seen super man, well that's him except he is even sexier and cuter.
Johnny the best friend you could ever want to have. I wish I had a Johnny.
by Jennifer1313 January 6, 2021
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A short self centered asshole who gets no pussy and is still a virgin as a senior in high school. He lied to his friends and thinks he can fight anyone when he’s literally 5 feet tall.
I fucking hate Johnny
by Cool6832 January 2, 2022
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Arrdee: "If I beat it I ain't wearing a johnny"
by brdoeua October 20, 2022
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A derogatory word used to describe a crippled horse jockey.

Also said when you kill the President of the United States.
Person 1: Did you know about that dumbass Johnny that moved here?
Person 2: I bet 20 dollars he has a name like Johnny Joestar or Diego Brando
Person 1: You bet?!
Person 2: Yeah! Lets go shoot him with nail clippings
by WorshipElmo November 13, 2020
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Johnny,a very handsome attractive boy,he’s good with the girls and can make you jealous,he loves to play video games and is good at sniping in call of duty.Johnny is a person you also don’t want to mess with although most johnnys are short they know how to fight.If u ever have a Johnny and let go of him you’re really gonna regret it.
That boy Johnny is something else
by 210busta August 7, 2020
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Papa: Johnny Johnny?
Johnny : Yes Papa
Papa: Eating Sugar?
Johnny: No Papa
Papa: Telling Lies?
Johnny: No Papa
Papa: Open your mouth
Johnny: Hahaha
by The Dank Smasher September 11, 2018
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