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Kosher sushi

I would like to serve Jewshi on Passover.

Jewshi by Giselle Gardonyi March 15, 2004

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Jewshi

Sushi made of jew food, such as lox, cream cheese, and so on.

Q. Would you like some smoked salmon and cream cheese sushi?
A. Fuck no! I ain't eating that Jewshi bullshit!

Jewshi by nappy pappy May 1, 2008

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jewshi

something extremely delicious or juicy;bring extreme pleasure to tastebudds; extreme flavor

woman: shitttt, that shittt was so jewshi i want some more.
Jew: sorry only once per day

jewshi by darkhawk461 May 10, 2008

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jewphin

From south park, a trans-species being that was once a Jew and had reconstructive surgery to make him (or her) a dolphin. Sometimes referred to as a lawphin.

Kyle's dad became a jewphin after surgery because he always wanted to be a dolphin.

jewphin by zanzibar March 9, 2005

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jewskimo

generally, the progeny of an alaskan native woman and a jewish man. also, typically well educated, proud, highly opinionated and/or judgemental people with a healthy dose of self entitlement.

dude, i love me some half breeds, but them jewskimos act like they is all dat.

jewskimo by elixxa November 22, 2010

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Jewski

nickname for a Russian Jew

Jewski over there picked up the penny I threw at him.

Jewski by theonearabguy November 12, 2009

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Jewsmic

Jewsmic is simply music made by a jewish person.

Man that rapper was off the chain with those wicked hardcore jewsmic loops.

Jewsmic by Bonesaw August 23, 2004

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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