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Jebidiah 

Jebidiah is the sexy man alive. He has a huge heart and is a beast in bed. Every man wants to be Jeb.
I love Jebidiah.
Jebidiah by Ms. Jebidiah October 31, 2019
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Jebidiah 

A stupid piece of shit guy who needs to wrapped his cummins around a pole because of karma and doesn't know how to treat a lady. He is also known as asshole and a fucking drunk and also a man whore
Wow that guy wrapped his truck around a pole because he is drunk and tried to miss a deer. Must be a jebidiah
Jebidiah by Fuckoff April 16, 2017

dirty jebidiah 

When you shit on an Amish person and lick it off then puke it in their mouth.
Damn that was an awesome dirty Jebidiah.
dirty jebidiah by Bobitygiggity August 21, 2024

Jebediah Kerman 

Jebediah Kerman is the centerpiece of the religion known as 'Kerbalism.'
Josh: heil jebediah kerman
Clyde: amen
Jebediah Kerman by I. Hate. Life. November 2, 2020

Merry Jebediah 

The act of having unprotected sexual intercourse with an Amish female in the back of a buggy. If done correctly, the male receives a hand-crafted headboard and barn-raising party from the female's father following a successful Merry Jebediah.
"Brother, after volleyball at the Yoder's, I totally pulled off of 283 and Merry Jebediah'd Sarah on the way to the stables.
Merry Jebediah by Billy_Budd March 25, 2022

super jebediah 

when arab girls go jihad on jewish cock
wow did you hear that super jebediah last night, it damn near woke up the whole block!
super jebediah by nigger hater April 13, 2005

Big Jebediah Doinks 

It's where you use the penis like a butter churn to make butter (only legal to do in the Amish)
Yeah bro i'm headed to Paradise to get my Big Jebediah DOINKS on!
Big Jebediah Doinks by Anne Oldman December 18, 2021
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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