january 1st

national manifisent daisy a boyfriend day !
everyone who sees this must manifest daisy a boufirend

"omg its january 1st"
"oh shoot i better manifest my hot emo friend a boyfriend!!!"

by hot girl asf December 31, 2022

January 1st

National “start a year long relationship day” your crush has tos say Yes!

Person1: hey do you wana go out with me
Person2: hell no, your ugly
Person1: It’s January 1st
Person2: Shit
1 year later, person2: We’re done

by GlizzyGobler69420 December 3, 2020

January 1st

National ‘Stop making Aimie so angry she wants to smash her head against a mirror and then chew on the glass fragments embedded in her skin’ Day

‘Damn, its January 1st, let’s all stop pissing Aimie off and making her want to resort to misanthropy’

by pettyshit.com January 1, 2023

january 1st

national kiss a tall baseball boy with a mullet day !

oh it’s january 1st, time to kiss a cute baseball boy with a mullet

by ham23916 January 1, 2022

January 1st

New year's! Also confess a secret to somebody day.

friend:yay its a new year new me!
friend 2: wait what?
friend: yeah, its January 1st
friend 2: hmmm who should i tell that i stole something...
friend: wh-

by catdogla September 25, 2021

January 1st

The day the best country in the world (Australia) got their independence

January 1st is the best day of the year!

by Mr Big Brain July 12, 2022

January 1st

The day where New Years Eve comes. The day everyone stayed up on Dec 31, to 12am. Your reading this by “I <3 Me.” But, why New Years Eve on January first?

Your Mom: It’s 12AM!!
You: So?…
Your Mom: NEW YEARS EVE! January 1st *chases you with broom*
You: MOM NOOOO
YOUR MOM: Y/N YESSSSSSSSS
You: *dead*

by I <3 me December 22, 2021