January 1st

January 1st is the first day of the new year! Also, national sucking holes day!! You can suck a hole make or female of even holes in walls!!

“Lemme suck your hole Jimmy”
“Nah lemme suck yours”
“Brb I’m gonna go suck Kailey’s hole rn to contribute to January 1st”
“What’s that?”
“National sucking holes day!”

by BallzMcFrostys October 17, 2019

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January 1st

National "break an egg in your friend's head" day, January 1st
Don't be shy, when the Countdown of the new year is over, do it!
It's so fun!!!

-3... 2... 1... Happy New Year!!
-**slaps**
-What are you doin'??

-It's January 1st! "break an egg in your friend's head"

by gjdjlkjgljgklwrjfl November 13, 2020

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January 1st

Day of "break an egg in your friend's head"

- Hey buddy!
-Hey dude! **slap**
-AHAHAHH what are you doing?!?!?
- It's January 1st! "break an egg in your friend's head!"

- Oh yesss! I totally forgot it!

by gjdjlkjgljgklwrjfl November 13, 2020

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at least it isn't 2020 anymore if it's this day

January 1st means it isn't 2020

by viveishappynow December 27, 2021

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When a bunch of dumb asses post New Year New Me and go to the gym for like 2 days and give up because they are gay ass hoes

girl: NEW YEAR NEW ME STARTING JANUARY 1ST
guy at the gym on January 3rd: THEY DO THIS EVERY YEAR, sees her at the ice cream store and asks her why she only went for 2 days

by gtgbbgrs December 22, 2019

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