Jagged means you've gone to an extremely low body fat percentage where the striations or lines within your glutes have become visible to the naked eye. Only when lines are visible to the naked eye can one claim to be jagged.
Tom: Damn, Alberto Nunez is fucking jagged! You can see the lines in his glutes clearly!
John: You need to lose 5 more pounds and you'll be jagged bro!
Lawrence: All these LOA Athletes are getting jagged as fuck.
John: You need to lose 5 more pounds and you'll be jagged bro!
Lawrence: All these LOA Athletes are getting jagged as fuck.
by Adedamolisher April 13, 2015
by Jaggswagg May 18, 2015
by the savage magician December 12, 2016
Really lame or gay. Could be a situation you're in. Word originates from looking at the bottom of a reebok shoe seeing a jagged sole- this is seen as very homosexual.
John: I really wanna do something today and get out of school...
Marcus: yeah man i agree this school has been so jagged recently.
Example 2
Bob: That girl over there is so hot, you reckon i should go in for it?
Dave: Yeah shes hot but i spoke to her earlier and she was well jagged, i reckon shes a proper nerd.
Marcus: yeah man i agree this school has been so jagged recently.
Example 2
Bob: That girl over there is so hot, you reckon i should go in for it?
Dave: Yeah shes hot but i spoke to her earlier and she was well jagged, i reckon shes a proper nerd.
by therealurbandictionary July 18, 2009
by Cary March 11, 2004
When someone has been physically controlled overwhelmingly. Coming from the German American football star Jag Bal. It may pertain to a slap, a punch, or a push.
Man: (caught cheating by wife)
wife: (yells) YOU ASSHOLE!(slapps husband knocking him to the floor)
mistress: youve just been Jagged!
wife: (yells) YOU ASSHOLE!(slapps husband knocking him to the floor)
mistress: youve just been Jagged!
by ladyluckisonmyside February 11, 2010
Trying to make small talk to a stranger. the situation is jagged
Falling asleep on the person next to you on the plane. The situation is jagged
Basically, you can use this word as a substitute for anytime that you would normally use the word awkward.
Falling asleep on the person next to you on the plane. The situation is jagged
Basically, you can use this word as a substitute for anytime that you would normally use the word awkward.
by Penguins202 July 30, 2013