Hump day

Wednesday. The "hump" of the week.
Uh oh... Guess what day it is!

Guess. What. Day. It. Is.
Eh?
Hey, julie, guess what day it is?
Oh come on, I know you can hear me!
Mikemikemikemikemike!
What day is it mike?
Hehehuhaha!
Lesley, guess what today is!
(It's hump day)
WooWOO!!

HuMP DaEEEYYY! Yeah!
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Hump day

The day celebrated just for humpin
It's hump day? Sweet, now I'm gonna go home and hump my girlfriend
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Hump day the middle of the week Sunday Monday and Tuesday is a hump.Wednesday is the top of the hump. Thursday Friday and Saturday is all down the hump Wednesday is hump day. Hump day is Wednesday
Hey guys guess what day it is. Is it Wednesday.No! It's Hump day. What is hump day. Hump day is the middle of the week.
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A day where virginity loss tends to increase by 800000% for one day since it is hump day
Leo: Hey George! I heard the hoes are asking for more man on hump

George: Oh it is HUMP DAY

They lose there virginities in the next day at the party on hump day.
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Hump day it's in the middle of the week Sunday Monday Tuesday is uphill Wednesday is the middle Thursday Friday and Saturday is downhill.
Guess what day it is . It's hump day the middle of the week aka Wednesday
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When camels hump each other on hump day but it’s extremely uncomfortable because of the bumps on their back
Guy:yeah i humped my girl on but she’s got scoliosis so it was like hump day
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middle of the week
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