Hump day

A day where virginity loss tends to increase by 800000% for one day since it is hump day

Leo: Hey George! I heard the hoes are asking for more man on hump

George: Oh it is HUMP DAY

They lose there virginities in the next day at the party on hump day.

by LOL110 February 18, 2019

Humping Day

A day that can occur any day. It is the day you and your partner have sex.

"Hey, Steve! How many humping days have you done this month?"

"None I wanna be a fucking virgin forever!"

"You aren't no virgin! We did porn together on one humping day!"

by FuckingFucker. July 24, 2017

hump day

A day for a good old fashioned dry hump. Lie on top of someone, anyone will do, and rub against them suggestively. Moan a lot. Make promises you don't mean. Lie. Do this in your office or in an elevator. What the hell. Then go and change your underwear.

I did the hump on hump day.
I humped old Humphrey on hump day.
Mike humped Louise about 30 years ago and always regretted it.

by Arlene Fester October 6, 2006

hump day

wednesday (from the notion that it is the hump of the workweek)

Things will go very smoothly by hump day.

by Light Joker February 17, 2006

hump day

a dedicated day of the week for having sex.

its wednesday night..hump day..you know what that means ;)

by jonathon pipefitter July 26, 2006

Hump day

Hump day it's in the middle of the week Sunday Monday Tuesday is uphill Wednesday is the middle Thursday Friday and Saturday is downhill.

Guess what day it is . It's hump day the middle of the week aka Wednesday

by Cupcake dreams June 29, 2018

hump day

wednesday, being at the center of the work week. makes an ideal day for humping to break up the tedium of the week. people love to hump, and hump day is the second best part of the week for humping, the best part being the weekend.

i wish i could celebrate hump day accordingly, but i'm stuck with just my hand and a bottle of jerkens.

by chuckybubbles April 20, 2009