Wednesday, or the hump of the week
The absolute BEST day of the week, the day of maximum hope that maybe, you might make it out of this week alive. A particularly good hump day can last you the rest of the week, and by Doomday morning (Monday) you survive by anticipating hump day. Nothing goes wrong on hump day

Most other days can be defined by hump day. Tuesday is the day before hump day. Thursday is one day after hump day. Except Friday is WOOOH!!! FREEDOM!!! Day, Saturday is Mostly Hungover day, and Sunday is PreDoom day.

Hump day has nothing to do with sex. Unless one wants it to. I like to declare the existence of hump day just to see people's faces. Usually being conservative and all
"Do you know what the best thing about Tuesdays are? Its the day before Hump Day!"
"What's hump day?"
"It's the hump of the week!!"
(they all shake their heads in pity)
by AprilO August 7, 2005
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Wednesday, the middle of the week, implying that you have to get "over the hump" before you can anticipate the weekend. The term was not originally intended to carry a second, more risque meaning.
Damn, I wish every day could be hump day!
by GuidoPosse69 February 14, 2005
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cause it's downhill after wednesday; it's the hump you have to get over.
by leonie May 14, 2003
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Hump day the middle of the week Sunday Monday and Tuesday is a hump.Wednesday is the top of the hump. Thursday Friday and Saturday is all down the hump Wednesday is hump day. Hump day is Wednesday
Hey guys guess what day it is. Is it Wednesday.No! It's Hump day. What is hump day. Hump day is the middle of the week.
by Cupcake dreams June 29, 2018
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A term used exclusively by douchebags in reference to Wednesday.
Some douchebag named Garrett: Happy hump day!

Man: It's called Wednesday, you piece of garbage.
by Heegagurkurk February 21, 2009
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The middle of the work week, wednesday, or the beginning of the weekend, depending on your level of addiction to alcohol.
The day of the almighty hump day soiree
Man, Delta Chi had a kick ass hump day soiree last week!
by T*Dizzle fo' Rizzle March 9, 2005
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Wednesday. It is called hump day beccause it is often referred as the ''hump'' of the week because it's two more days til Friday
Today is hump day. Let's hump
by Your Mom in a bikini July 26, 2006
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