A non-marijuana-smoking person who supports pot smokers.
Eric: He hangs out with all the Ents and yet he doesn't smoke...

Bob: Yeah, his a Hobbit.
by Meatloaf_King October 30, 2011
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Hobbit a small fat pussy who follows people that make fun of him. Lives on top of a hill and loves poon jobs, can be found humping a car and filing law suits.
"Lad is a hobbit"
"i hear hobbits get pushed into chairs and start crying"
by Luis May 6, 2005
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A miniature Fag that has nothing better to do in life except hang out with his other gay friends and hunt for "jewelry" with a scary old guy with a beard.
Zach is such a fucking hobbit.
by J♥C December 13, 2008
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A pocket-sized runt with humongous feet. Ears which are pointy, this suggests that Hobbits were actually meant to be elves ...but whoever created these creatures appearently ran out of material.
Legolas is one elf short of a Hobbit.
by Tressia June 8, 2004
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Offensive term for a small gay person, derived from the JRR Tolkein book Lord of the Rings in which sam and frodo seem to become rather fond of one another...
Dwarfism + Gay bar = Hobbit
by NakedSnake March 5, 2005
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Hobbit, v: to bring futile and destructive industrial action at the last minute.
It would be reassuring if the Council of Trade Unions would confirm now that it will not Hobbit the Rugby World Cup.
by GollumMyPrecioooouuuuus October 28, 2010
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- an imaginary being similar to a person but smaller and with hairy feet; invented by J.R.R. Tolkien

- Ted Thomaidis

(noun)
"You better not be calling me a HOBBIT!!"
by The Hobbit @ GMAIL May 1, 2008
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