A classless uneducated person who is oblivious to social cues and standards of society around them. They have no moral or family values. They do alot of drugs and female hillbillies usually are sponging off someone else money. They love to sit at home and watch Maury and then consequently behave in the same manner. Most hillbillies dont have jobs because they are to uneducated to be anything but a Wal-Mart door greeter. Most of them do not have the reading or spelling capacity beyond the 5th grade level. They don't care what anyone thinks of them, and will sputter out the first hillbilly obscenity that they can get out of their mouth in a moment of anger. Most hillbillies have messed up teeth or no teeth at all. The most common nickname is Mater. They love to do burnouts in front of your house.
When is my dad going to get that hillbilly succubus out of his house?
Oh my god?!? Did you see that hillbillys teeth?
Um, Do you understand anything that this hillbilly wrote?
Oh my god?!? Did you see that hillbillys teeth?
Um, Do you understand anything that this hillbilly wrote?
by Mater Hater March 15, 2011
A redneck who lives in the North.
They may also be richer than their Southern counterparts, but not rich enough to blend in with the middle class.
They may also be richer than their Southern counterparts, but not rich enough to blend in with the middle class.
My friend’s uncle has no idea how to use a computer and drives a 27 year old pickup truck, what a hillbilly!
by Original Orangutans November 30, 2019
White folk who live in trailer parks in the country who own a shotgun, drink, have bad teeth, treat people poorly, country accent, wear worn out clothes and hand me downs.
A country ghetto guy with the body of a man and the mind of a perverted teenager. He has no heart — just a penis that he uses to paint the town.
A country ghetto guy with the body of a man and the mind of a perverted teenager. He has no heart — just a penis that he uses to paint the town.
by KIckasstorrent January 22, 2020
by David Berger February 23, 2005
Lives on a hillside. As stubborn and rude as a Nubian buck when his does are in heat.Always yelling at folks about Jesus but gets his/her info about Christianity from watching TV preachers when he/she is spun out on Meth at all night drug taking parties.
He/she plays porn 24/7 drinks Coors light silver bullets by the half case smokes Marlboro's all day. Siphons gas out of the neighbors car when the poor guy is too tired to get out of bed. Has Army Navy Marines stickers on his Jalopy that he/she bought at the Army navy surplus yet was never in the Army Navy or Marine. Probably can't find anymore veins to shoot dope in so has his/her pal shoot dope in the veins in the neck. Goes to 12 step meetings claiming 20 years sobriety but just slammed a pint of Vodka and washed in down with half a bottle of Scope mouthwash before the meeting. Etc.
Nickname like Papa Smurf.
He/she plays porn 24/7 drinks Coors light silver bullets by the half case smokes Marlboro's all day. Siphons gas out of the neighbors car when the poor guy is too tired to get out of bed. Has Army Navy Marines stickers on his Jalopy that he/she bought at the Army navy surplus yet was never in the Army Navy or Marine. Probably can't find anymore veins to shoot dope in so has his/her pal shoot dope in the veins in the neck. Goes to 12 step meetings claiming 20 years sobriety but just slammed a pint of Vodka and washed in down with half a bottle of Scope mouthwash before the meeting. Etc.
Nickname like Papa Smurf.
Big blond Chuck thinks That Paul Newman should be in chrge of the homeless persons,sounds like that Hillbilly up on the mountain has been in their backyard science lab again making Meth amongst other things as they are obviously hallucinating from lack of sleep.
by LaNerd April 20, 2011
Bucktooth,hair lip,mush mouth,cross eyed, cauliflower eared,paranoid schizophrenic who suffers from dyslexia and was born with downs syndrom and has to wear 2 hearing aids.
Jimmy! Now all you have to do is put the blue paper in the white envelope, make a neat stack of them and most importantly of all don't hit Ms. Penny sitting next to you because you are mad at her because she has your pretty checkerboard Hillbilly tablecloth on for a shawl.
by LaNerd April 20, 2011
by That1YtGamer September 8, 2018