Henado

Henado is the name a person gets when he is in the witness protection program. Henados are unique in the sense they all have the same exact mother and father. Henado’s have the most quickest and deadliest sense of humor so dont get caught with your pants down in the middle of one of his joke waiting for the punchline, cuz at that point you are. Henandos can take all that they can dish and that is why they all are perfect cooks, but only if there is one thing on the menu and it starts with M and ends with H. Henado’s are the perfect givers but dont expect it to fit, or match anything or belong at all in your life. Henados bring their who life with them to pick up pizza, like what the heck is in that pizza. Henados always make their special friend feel even more special when she constantly gets the upper hand in conversations. Henados love to make pit stops on holidays or any other special occasion just to see your facial expressions and you start to melt down. All Henados are always dressed to the T, and you better notice cuz you’ll see their aint nobody who dresses as fleek as a Marie.

me: Sir your name is now Henado and that's all there is to it!

convicted felon: No, I dont want that name, send me to prison!

by Buena 4 Maria November 10, 2021

HeadOn

"Homeopathic" (see placebo) remedy for headaches that is applied directly to the forehead.

Headon, apply directly to the forehead!
Headon, apply directly to the forehead!
Headon, apply directly to the forehead!

by iamplasma August 12, 2006

Hendog

A term used for the alcoholic beverage “Hennessy” by older people in urban areas.

“Damn uncle I wish we had something to sip on.” “Don’t worry, I got some Hendog out there in the trunk”.

by Observer in Nature September 16, 2021

Hendo

Hendo: an event that involves using your right hand to knock a person the f-out, and then drop an elbow onto their limp body.

This verb arose when Dan Henderson knocked Michael Bisbing out with his huge right hand.

" I am going to Hendo you"

"oi mate you just got Hendoed!!"

" i feel like Hendoing someone"

by Bums-Dogs July 12, 2009

Hendog

Bottle of Hennessy VSOP Privilege

Lets get a bottle of hendog and get drunk!

I was on that hendog all night.

Hendog and trees.

by au yeah May 1, 2009

Headonya

The just got out of bed look. The morning after a heavy night. A form of greeting when you see the people you party with. If you see someone off their face say "Headonya!"

Hey! you've got a bad headonya. Just say " Headonya" when you see friends.

by Dofb July 27, 2010

Hendosexual

A term for a (usually) man who is a suspected closeted homosexual, but is in heavy denial so ends up being overtly anti-gay, to a fault sometimes.

Dude stop being such a hendosexual and just admit that you're gay already.

by WrWlf November 20, 2016