The act of a woman rubbing up and down on a man's penis. This will make the man reach an orgasm and will cum.
Angelina and her boyfriend, Michael went camping together near a lake by themselves. Angelina and Michael were sitting by the campfire and got really bored. Then, suddenly, Angelina placed her hand on Michael's pants and start undressing him. Michael was grinning and got a boner. Angelina started giving him a handjob. She rubbed his penis up and down until Michael cummed on Angelina's shirt.
by xXangelwolfXx March 13, 2011
All of a sudden she yanked my pants down. Her hand stroked and squeezed my penis. She nuzzled my balls. In fact, she played with them for 5 minutes! Give me cum, she said. So I stuck my penis in her mouth. And she drank for a full minute. We started doing handjobs every day.
by cccccccccc July 7, 2014
An excrutiatingly smooth manual release of spooge and hot cum, extracted by a few handy tugs of the manhood.
I went to the asian massage parlor. The masseuse finished my massage with a happy ending: she rubbed her pearly smooth hands all over my cock and balls, gently at first, then steadily faster. The sensual handjob made me explode all over her silky breasts, with surge after surge of warm semen.
by Geosport April 30, 2008
A sexual act that a female/male/anyone can commit. It feels very pleasurable if you do it right. It usually involves someone using their hand to stroke their lover's penis to arouse them. To start at the shaft and work your way up and down. Ya know? Good. Goes along with a blowjob sometimes too. Really revs people's engines! Like so. 👇🏻
"Maggie gave me a handjob last night. It was a total shock but I enjoyed it! She really knows how to utilize her hand. "
"That's amazing. Good for you, buddy."
" I mean once she started stroking it, there was no complaints about her not listening to me rant about the abomination that is Donald Trump and pineapple pizza."
"Okay??"
"We decided to save that for cuddling after sex. Maybe she'll even give me head for Halloween."
"......"
"......"
"So. What's your girl doing for you on SpookyHalloween™? Meme costumes and candy up your ass?"
I don't know what the hell I'm doing someone push me out a window. Pls. I beg.
"That's amazing. Good for you, buddy."
" I mean once she started stroking it, there was no complaints about her not listening to me rant about the abomination that is Donald Trump and pineapple pizza."
"Okay??"
"We decided to save that for cuddling after sex. Maybe she'll even give me head for Halloween."
"......"
"......"
"So. What's your girl doing for you on SpookyHalloween™? Meme costumes and candy up your ass?"
I don't know what the hell I'm doing someone push me out a window. Pls. I beg.
by whomstthefuckareyou April 16, 2018
by Kip Gordy November 28, 2013
When you go to Europe, make sure you ask for a handjob when greeting somebody. It's the standard way to say hi.
by thebigred14 May 2, 2011
A handjob is something that can be done by either a male or a female to a male. A handjob is when the girl pretty much masturbates for the guy.
by Ghettofish March 16, 2015