An old Egyptian word my classmate was supposed to read, but he didn't know how to say it, so this came out instead.
(Class is reading about ancient Egypt)
Me: Bro, stop playing around and read the dang paragraph.
Kam: Okay! ..Uh, "Another significance of ancient Egypt was the hu-"
Me: ..Go on?
Kam: I dunno how to say it.
Me: Just go for it.
Kam: Okay, "HACKAMELATAPOOCHI"
Me: *wheezing*
Me: Bro, stop playing around and read the dang paragraph.
Kam: Okay! ..Uh, "Another significance of ancient Egypt was the hu-"
Me: ..Go on?
Kam: I dunno how to say it.
Me: Just go for it.
Kam: Okay, "HACKAMELATAPOOCHI"
Me: *wheezing*
by confused nick face October 18, 2019