The act of the "Green Taquito" is when a fat Mexican prostitute chugs a bottle of Tabasco sauce and chokes while partaking in oral sex and pukes all over your dick, giving your genitals a green tint.
"I don't think I'll ever drink Tequila ever again dude because last time I did, I woke up with a Green Taquito."
by Green Taquito July 18, 2017