To sleep all day like the fictional character Grandpa Joe in the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie.
Jamie you better not Grandpa Joe it today, or you will be up all night.
by Husi November 12, 2007
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Someone who fakes polio until there's something better to do.

Also, a character from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory who was bed-ridden until his grandson won a trip to a slave-run chocolate underworld.
My girlfriend is a Grandpa Joe because she plays sick whenever I want to have sex.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 12, 2018
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Technique used mainly by males to sleep in the same quarters (Bed, Couch, etc.) without having the threat of gay/awkward encounters. The two will lay in opposite directions (feet next to head) mirroring the position used in the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory by Grandpa Joe and the other geriatrics in that beat on shit-hole house.
I was Grandpa Joeing on the couch with Raff yesterday watchin golf

Yo I dont have anywhere to sleep, you mind if I Grandpa Joe with you.

I slept with Jim, its cool tho we Grandpa Joe'd
by T$SS March 13, 2011
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Fecal excrement that’s resonated in a toilet apparatus for an extended period of time, causing a foul odour.
Grandpa joe pretended to be sick for 20 years and became healthy out of now where. He’s a huge fucking piece of shit!”

“Bro did you forget to flush last night? I smell a Grandpa joe!
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from the movie willy wonka and the chocolate factory.
"but me and gandpa joe...." from the song cheer up charlie.
the lady singing sounds SO dumb.
Grandpa Joe and all of the other grandparents sat in a bed and ate cabbage soup for 8 years.
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A guy whom mooches off his family and gets out of bed for the first time in 20 years when his grandson finds a golden ticket in chocolate bar and he gets to go. His favorite food is cabbage water.
Guy 1: I hate Grandpa Joe

Guy 2: Bro same
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When four people all scissor in a bed at the same time.
I saw this radical video of four people doin it Grandpa joe style on the boob tube!
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