The art of drawing an obscene amount of flem from your esophagus (or honking a loogie in colloquial terms), swashling it around your mouth like a fine Northern Portuguese drop of port then finally releasing said flem on an unsuspecting member of the public’s chest in true Glaswegian fashion.
Innocent bystander: Why Charles, i don’t know why I brought my pink Christian Dior Cannage stitched bag over my Louie Vuitton Canvas...
Person 2: Aye, why don’t you wear this instead ye posh cunt **spits a Glaswegian swashbuckle on her chest**
Innocent bystander: Oh the humanity.
Person 2: Aye, why don’t you wear this instead ye posh cunt **spits a Glaswegian swashbuckle on her chest**
Innocent bystander: Oh the humanity.
by MigDaSlickest March 7, 2018
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Source: blabbermouth.net, from a comment to a news article.
Source: blabbermouth.net, from a comment to a news article.
Tommy Flanagan, who played Cicero in "Gladiator" and Morrison in "Braveheart," has had a so-called glaswegian smile ever since being mugged at a pub at which he was employed.
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A common meal among the aristocracy and students.
A common meal among the aristocracy and students.
Child: what's for dinner ma?
Mother: fek off ya wee shyt am tryn shoot up some brown ere
Child: guess it's a glaswegian sandwich for me tonight
Mother: fek off ya wee shyt am tryn shoot up some brown ere
Child: guess it's a glaswegian sandwich for me tonight
by Big boi d January 23, 2021
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"You still looking at getting circumcised?"
"No need. A girl surprised with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last weekend."
"No need. A girl surprised with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last weekend."
by Quinterious December 12, 2020
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"Are you still looking into getting circumcised?"
"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"
"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"
by Quinterious December 12, 2020
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