Glasshole

Noun. A person who wears Google Glass and refuses to remove it when directly interacting with other people, private gatherings, or public events. The general belief is that these people are photographing, recording, Googling, and Facebooking the people they're interacting with instead of focusing on the conversation or acting like a human being. In extreme cases this word is directly synonymous with stalker or creeper.

"Yeah, I ran into Bill. He wouldn't take off those damn Google spyglasses the entire time we were talking. What a glasshole."

"Look there, under the bleachers. Some glasshole is looking up women's skirts!"

"...So the glasshole meets this girl and looks her up online, finds out everything about her, and is waiting for her in her front yard when she gets home that night. That was when she maced him and called the cops."

by Nix Nightbird July 6, 2013

Glasshole

Someone who uses Google Glass and is douchey about having this product.

Glasshole: "Still using a tablet, huh? I remember those. I've upgraded to Google Glass."

OR

Glasshole: "Excuse me, I was talking to my Google Glass. Not you."

by PoopingMan April 17, 2014

Glasshole

(noun)- someone who has early access or is in possession of Google Glasses, and flaunts them around like a jerk.

That Arscott guy keeps showing off his Google Glasses to everybody. What a glasshole!

by pcheeking May 17, 2013

Glasshole

Being a jerk by wearing a Google Glass set in public, and/or trying to look cool or searching for people's identities like a creep

At a bar
Guy: Hey there....Jessica? The face recognition linked me to your Facebook page and I can see you like cats...
Jessica: Don't be a Glasshole and stop stalking me

by orieisen May 21, 2014

Glasshole

A person who constantly talks to their Google Glass, ignoring the outside world.

Glasshole: "Glass do this, Glass do that."

Co-rider: Shut the fuck up and enjoy the bus ride!

by Amphii February 20, 2013

Glasshole

n. a person who drinks from your emotional glass, leaving you empty and drained.

Her boyfriend was a glasshole who expected her to solve all of his problems

by Natlock February 21, 2020

Glasshole

Inappropriate use of eyewear.

A person who wears their sunglasses either indoors, or at night.

"Look at that guy walking around the mall with his glasses his on, thinks he's really cool - what a glasshole"

by Hardback June 14, 2013