give her the lizard

When a man hooks up with a woman.

Yea Jerry, you should definitely give her the lizard tonight.

by vhsi June 4, 2010

give her the beans

give her the beans is a phrase similarly used like “petal to the metal” it means to go all out, give it your all

bubba: “you really oughta hear this new engine i just put in”
Cletus: “hell yea brother give her the beans “

by lil puffer fish September 13, 2022

Giving her the deodorant

Jizzing on a girl's armpit

"Yo man, did you fuck her yet?"
"Yea, and I was giving her the deodorant too bro."
"Thats ill son"

by Mr_Creamer March 10, 2010

Give her the slip

An act where a man's girlfriend is sleeping, and he discreetly "slips" his penis inside of her.

Pete: I totally fucked her last night!
Bill: Did you give her the slip?
Pete: You bet your ass I did!

by TheDapperFactor February 14, 2015

I'd give her one

Slang for inferring you want to shag a woman.

Look at that stunner! I'd give her one!

Or if you want to be clever:

That woman is beautiful.
Marks out of ten, I'd give her one.

by cs94njw February 8, 2017

Give her the Bret Favre

To send an image of your junk to a female via a picture message.

Doug: Dude, remember Paige from the bar last night?
Kevin: Yeah. Did you give her the Bret Favre?
Doug: Of course!
Kevin: Did you remember to use the zoom!

by Shivels February 26, 2011

Give her 40 quid

Giving her forty quid is one of the meanest ways of dumping stupid Welsh girls, or generally enabling a woman to get the hell out of your house, life, and mind.

Man to friend:
"She's doing my head in."
Friend:
"Give her 40 quid"
Man goes to missus, flings 2 £20 notes in her general direction: "Here's forty quid. Put that in your petrol tank, and fuck off back to Cardiff"

by GiverOf40Quid June 16, 2013