gimpsy 

the act of inserting a gerbil into the rectum. usually done for sexual purposes.

After giving Neil a rusty trombone, Bob dug into his bag of tricks and followed it up with a gimpsy. Neil was forever grateful.

gimpsy by Dave January 4, 2005

Gimpsy! Gimpsi! Gimpsé! 

Gimpsy! Gimpsi! Gimpsé! is a collective of Kompa and Beat session musicians based in New York City.

The band derives its name from Guemps, the first name of Negre Marron Records CEO and Label director Rene, Guemps who started the band and thought it had a nice ring to it.

The crew is composed of Lead Guitarist, Rithym guitarist, Steel Guitarist, Bassist, Drummer, Percussionists, Gongist, Pianist, Keyboardist, Keytarist, Back up vocalists Trompet player, Trombonist, Flutist, Violin Player, Congist, Saxophonist.

The musicians are used as "ghost players" on many Kompa recordings.

Their music's are used in almost every style of Haitian Kompa recordings, including Backing tracks, Haitian film scores, Intrumentals, Tracks, Haitian advertising jingles, Haitan television theme songs, and many subgenres of Kompa Music.

Most of the players associated with the Gimpsy! Gimpsi! Gimpsé! had formal backgrounds in playing, Haitian Kompa Dirèk, Zouk, Ragga, and Rasin music (Haitian roots music) and have been active in the Haitian Music Indistry (HMI) music scene for at least 3 years.

Did you know that a lot of Haitian musician hired

Gimpsy! Gimpsi! Gimpsé! to record their albums for them, before having their own band members?

Gimpsy! Gimpsi! Gimpsé! by Negre Marron Records October 25, 2018

gimpy cunt 

An insult for someone, usually in a group chat, who licks the arse of the group leaders to acquire some sort of reputation because their jokes are fucking dreadful.

What a gimpy cunt

Stop licking ass you gimpy cunt

gimpy cunt by PerkieD September 10, 2016

Gimpy Chiggens

Droopy testicles during sex. Usually belonging to an old man.

As an elder sexually active man, taking Viagra will increase the potential of your erection; however, there is no hiding how droopy your sack gets with age. You may have a powerful boner, but there ain’t no masking them gimpy chiggens!

Stacey: Mark was going at my box like a 19 year old last night but I just couldn’t fully enjoy it with them gimpy chiggens flapping against my ass.

Bethany-Ann: Ew gross..Viagra should be banned.

Gimpy Chiggens by Mr. Woodshop Teacher December 23, 2019

gimpsmack 

1) a term used to degrade your buddies who are not good enough to be called a chode. In other words, they are not worthy of chode status.

2) a term used to describe a friend who cannot open his/her mouth without making a sexual reference that includes obscene language. Usually happening around preachers, parents, and/or bosses.

1)Ed: Adam is such a chode.

Will: Nahh, he's not worthy of that title. He's a fuckin' gimpsmack. Fuck that son of a bitch!!

2)Ed:(after attending easter service) Look at that church steeple, it's huge.
Will: Yea, reminds me of my fuckin' cock!

gimpsmack by shithouserat November 30, 2007

Gimply 

Someone who really appreciates a good meme.

"My friend is such a Gimply, all he does is browse 4chan all day long"
"George was really boring last night, he just kept telling us memes like a Gimply"

Gimply by fooseballman May 14, 2015

Beat a gipsy ticket

If you can obtain this ticket, you can beat a gipsy without punishment.

Jack: Do you want a Beat a gipsy ticket?
Luigi: Yes!
Jack: You can print unlimited amount of that!

Beat a gipsy ticket by BeatAfemboy April 8, 2021