floated

"So drunk that you're too high to care"

Damn its 5am im floated.

by JD&Tlan DeltaSigs August 26, 2005

float

To feel the sensation of floating upon consuming an excess of alcohol.

He drank too much port and quickly began to float.

by mouseyone November 11, 2009

Floating

The act of rubbing ones genitals or vagina against another's genitals, taint or anus without until orgasm without physical penetration.

Not to be confused with "soaking" (no friction allowed) or "dry humping" (no clothing required to in the act of floating).

This is a non-discriminatory, multi-sexual term that is gender and sexual orientation neutral.

Anyone of age and consent can float!

"Hey, I know we're not having sex but are you down to float? I mean, I've never tried the floating thing but it could be fun?!"

by Pie Till I Die August 4, 2018

Floating

The act of keeping yourself or someone afloat financially.

I told my brother he needs to get a job. I am tired of floating him.

I can’t go out this weekend. I am barely floating until I get paid.

by Grizzly Tim June 19, 2020

Floating

Rather than actually engaging in back and fourth penetration, a Mormon male will leave his penis in a Mormon female's vagina and just let it float there for an extended period of time. This is a very popular ritual practiced by millions of happy Mormon couples everywhere. Usually during this extreme act of closeness, the male and the female will talk about mundane things and scriptures they have read about in their place of worship. Its great bonding experience and doesn't effect their chances of getting into Heaven. This is the act of floating. Also referred to as the Provo Float. Sometimes confused with a Provo Soak.

Jacob Smith: What did you do this weekend Jonas?
Jonas Smith: I was floating with my honey.
Jacob Smith: Niiiiiiice.

by MoreMonHistory July 10, 2014

float

In poker:

to call a bet in position with a weak hand with the intention of taking the pot away from the opponent on a later betting round.

I floated him on the flop then, when he checked the turn, I jammed and he stacked

by Atavachron July 28, 2010

floating

The art of maintaining a passing grade throughout the course, consistantly doing little or no work. Best accomplished in room 237.

"I floated through Fewsters class, all we did was play games..."
or

"Man Im gonna fail! Help me!"
"Just float man...just float.. the only chance you have, is by floating."

by AdrianADRIANA D R I A N February 15, 2007