The reaction of the male genetalia occuring when open hand contact exceeds a duration of longer than a high-five between two guys while performing the Eiffel tower or any other 3 person maneuver.
by esbradjosh April 10, 2010
A polite term used to describe a dong that is long, floppy, and blood-filled, but dose not stand out and proud like a normal erection
by kingfloppymonster March 18, 2005
The state of mind a male is forced into, when ALL sexual opertunities, drives and overall mood is diminished in one sudden moment. :(
woman: 'oh yeah baby... uh, give it to me!'
male: 'oh, you like that... yeah!'
woman: *fart*
male: 'oh, JESUS CHRIST... FUCK! im COMPLETLEY flacidic now.'
woman: 'sorry'
male: *storms out, takes a cab home... later has a wank*
male: 'oh, you like that... yeah!'
woman: *fart*
male: 'oh, JESUS CHRIST... FUCK! im COMPLETLEY flacidic now.'
woman: 'sorry'
male: *storms out, takes a cab home... later has a wank*
by dontjudgeyouknowitstrue November 2, 2009
An erect penis in this parallel universe
by Popsdude July 24, 2018
by ciddoxxavius December 18, 2007
When a guy's dick is loose and floppy, the opposite of erect. If you're lucky your boyfriend won't try and slap you in the face with it.
Chip: hahahha, i'm gonna slap you in the face with my flacid penis!!!!
Phillis: haha bet you won't!
Chip: *whacks her in the face*
Phillis: .....did that really just happen
Phillis: haha bet you won't!
Chip: *whacks her in the face*
Phillis: .....did that really just happen
by traelsldffadlsk January 19, 2012
Girls Question: "If I were an ice cream cone, how would you eat me?"
Peter Griffin: "I'd eat you real fast, before I got flacid"
Stacker McRandler: "I'd invite my friend Ronny over, and we'd give you a double dip"
Peter Griffin: "I'd eat you real fast, before I got flacid"
Stacker McRandler: "I'd invite my friend Ronny over, and we'd give you a double dip"
by Johnny McSteampot March 9, 2008