The act of stimulating an anus with your finger while said person is in the process of having explosive chunky or thick muddy diarrhea resembling beans or re-fried beans. In general the diarrhea coats the finger, hand and wrist at beast.
John by accident ended up fingering the beans with his girlfriend Lily. While lost in lust her bowels gave out and she exploded horrid chunky diarrhea all over but John refused to quit and kept swirling his digit around in the beans.
by Dogler July 28, 2017
The act of copulating, using Findus. Ross, or other frozen prepagaged food, whilst listening to Phill and Phil's perfect 10 podcast.
it is not nessessary to utilise the food as sex weapons, in fact, sometimes it can simply serve as a buffet.
it is not nessessary to utilise the food as sex weapons, in fact, sometimes it can simply serve as a buffet.
"was the sex good?? there were fish fingers and beans everywhere!"
"i was with that rachael from Norwich last night, she laid on a cracking fishfingers and beans"
"i was with that rachael from Norwich last night, she laid on a cracking fishfingers and beans"
by mojothreepwood January 23, 2009
1. A meal commonly eaten by children, pikeys and chavs specifically for its balanced combination of Additives, Sugar and Salt
2. The act of moistening ones fingers in ones partners vagina in order to lubriate the anal passage for the extraction of stubborn sweetcorn.
2. The act of moistening ones fingers in ones partners vagina in order to lubriate the anal passage for the extraction of stubborn sweetcorn.
by waxbutterfly January 24, 2009