femstache 

When a female forgets about her hygeine and does not care to remove the hair above her upper-lip.

As I was being interviewed for my job, I could not stand the femstache on my interviewer. I was so into that femstache that I failed to get the job.

femstache by Audmeister February 27, 2007

Femstache 

The dark har on some female's upper lip.

Female + moustache = femstache

Did you see that woman? Her femstache was so hairy it looked like there was a fuzzy caterpillar on her upper lip!

Femstache by Emmaedamae October 28, 2014

Femstache 

A female mustache

Bitch, you need to go get that femstache above your lip waxed.

Femstache by Be_nik December 21, 2021

Femstache 

A female mustache- you know it's there and try to keep it waxed. On sunny days it can be witnessed in the suns light. On day's like this it is best to hang out in the shade.

Some ladies have the femstache and will not do anything about it, you often feel compelled to grab a pair of tweezers and pull.

She was fully aware of her femstache( kicking herself for not waxing the night before.) but the office douche had to point it out anyway.

Femstache by spacewalking44 October 22, 2013

Femstache 

A mustache on a female.

Dude did you see that chick with a femstache!

Femstache by LowKeyE January 24, 2020

femmestache 

what you call a womans mustache

oh my, that woman has the thickest femmestache ive seen in months!

femmestache by mooseypants July 3, 2009

festuche

n. (fess 'toosh) A big deal; brewhaha. To apply great importance to an event.

"He forgot to get the approval and pretty soon we had a major festuche." or "She's such a drama queen. She could make any staff meeting into a real festuche."

festuche by Nezbit-the-cat May 17, 2005