FBI'd

Searched by gov't servants--i.e. the fuzz or FBI.
2) A girlfriend FBI's her man.

The cops pulled us over 'n FBI'd the shit outta us!

My bitch FBI'd the shit outta me last night!

FBI'd by Brent Waterbury March 22, 2007

Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka? 

Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.

Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka? by A real fking god. September 3, 2018

FBI warning of doom 

Basically, the FBI warning screen that usually appears before the beginning of a show. The FBI warning of doom is also presented before a movie on videotape starts. They're also in DVD movies, sometimes showing up at the end of the movie, or sometimes at the beginning.

"*turning on a WWE pay-per-view*....there's the FBI warning of doom."
-me

FBI warning of doom by Dave March 26, 2004

Chinois du FBI

Meaning : FBI's chinese
Common French expression used on Internet, in the 8h00 PM show "Les Guignols (The Fools, a satarical show animated by puppets)" broadcast on the french private channel Canal+, the "Guignols" think that " Les Chinois du FBI" were following Marie-José Perec (famous French runner) during 2000's Sydney's Olympic Games.
Now this term is often used in Internet, it is very related with computer science news.

La faute aux Chinois du FBI!
(FBI's chinese fault!)
Est-ce que les Chinois du FBI me surveillent?
(Do FBI's chinese are big brothering/monitoring me?)

Chinois du FBI by Renjida March 7, 2008

Chinois du FBI

Meaning : FBI's chinese
Common French expression used on Internet, in the 8h00 PM show "Les Guignols (The Fools, a satarical show animated by puppets)" broadcast on the french private channel Canal+, the "Guignols" think that " Les Chinois du FBI" were following Marie-José Perec (famous French runner) during 2000's Sydney's Olympic Games.
Now this term is often used in Internet, it is very related with computer science news.

La faute aux Chinois du FBI!
(FBI's chinese fault!)
Est-ce que les Chinois du FBI me surveillent?
(Do FBI's chinese are big brothering/monitoring me?)

Chinois du FBI by Renjida March 7, 2008

Don't fbi me 

When you fbi someone, you ask many questions, probe, etc. In short, you kind of investigate someone's life because you are very curious about it.

Don't fbi me, ok? Man, I've been fed up with so many questions about my private life!

Don't fbi me by Andycoe April 8, 2018

fbidlol 

F- funny
B- but
I- i
D- didnt
L- laugh
0- out
L- loud
it a word that you use when you think somthing is funny, but you dont laugh out loud.

a texting conversation...

Tom- why does helen keller only mastrubatm with one hand?

Bill- idk why?

Tom- So she can moan with the other!

Bill- Fbidlol

fbidlol by sam wise gamchee May 11, 2009