Ethiopian Smoker

a Ethiopian Smoker is a term used to describe a fart that is so horrifyingly bad to smell the person who ushered it into existence can smell the fart in full detail comparing to the smell of a 3rd world country hence the term "Ethiopian Smoker"

"I swear to god if one more kid in this class does an Ethiopian Smoker I am leaving the class."

"hey did you hear about Johnny? he is in the hospital because he had a horrible Ethiopian Smoker."

"did you know Communist countries use Ethiopian Smokers as a form of torture?"

by African Wantiki January 23, 2017

Ethiopian Six Pack

Someone who starves themselves to get a six pack.

John: Wow he hasn't eaten for days.

Matt: Well, he must be trying to put on an Ethiopian six pack.

by Ginger teh Red October 15, 2012

Ethiopian Sex

A poorer version of normal sex.

"Wow, Ethiopia is poor."

Ethiopian Sex

by Isaiah Moon August 25, 2011

Ethiopian Sidewinder

Mayor of Ottawa Larry O'brien's sexual specialty. Not going to lie, it's more flash than substance.

Larry O'brien was giving me an Ethiopian Sidewinder in the bathrooms at Billings Bridge when a knock came on the door.

by Yelnats Puck September 28, 2009

ethiopian slip n slide

also called the greasy jesus. a woman lies with her legs spread on the bed, the man begins in the hallway leading to the bedroom. he begins running at full speed. he leaps onto the springboard (a springboard is needed for this position)and swan dives into the woman's vagina. the man then pulls out and repeats until climax is reached

Yo ray-ray. me and dashiki just got done fuckin' at her house dog!

oh yeah? you pull an ethiopian slip n slide on that ho?

by teddy tree February 8, 2008

ethiopian sunglasses

When a girl is laying down.
A man puts his balls in front of her eyes.

Jim! Why did you put your balls in my face while I was tanning?

Well Kelly, because ethiopian sunglasses are funny!

by Frankduhtank October 7, 2008

Ethiopian Snowshower

Having prepared by placing a spaghetti strainer or similar object underneath your bed, you pull out of your sexual partner's mouth just prior to orgasm, hold the spaghetti strainer just above his/her head, and release into it.

"Yea, while getting a blowjob during Legally Blonde 2 last night, I totally gave her an Ethiopian Snowshower."

by Gektei February 18, 2010