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Ernie G is the biggest G in the entire world. He has a very sexy appearance and is also known as the 'sex master'. Usually he dates girls with a bad head game tho, so he has to do all the work. Due to his superhuman sex skills people believe he might even be able to use his dick like a helicopter. When you ask him about his girls he always tryna play it cool and answers with a wink. To gain energy for his sexual practices, he is eating all the time when you see him.
Tony: 'Damn, you see this G over there?'
Mart: 'Hell yeah, I think thats Ernie G!'
Ernie G: *winks*
BJ: 'Wow, I wish I was as cool as Ernie G.'
Ernie G by big tony 69 November 23, 2021
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ernie gang 

The only gang worth joining. Founded by youtuber Alpharad. Ernie Gang has taken over the bar after Firefox was forced out of it by Ernie Gang
Urban Dictionary is now property of Ernie Gang
ernie gang by ChexManiac April 23, 2018

Ernie got Betty down fast.

a way to remember the lines on the treble clef that's much better than the old every good boy does fine.
I couldn't remember the treble lines until somebody came up with Ernie got Betty down fast.

Ernie Gang 

An Ernie Gang is a large group of Ernies under the rule of an elder Ernie. The Ernie cult was first conceived in December of 2018, and has since grown in members. Those who do not believe in the Ernie cult will die by the hands of the Lernie.
Watch out at that restaurant. There are a large amount of Ernie Gangs there.

no good ernie

A phrase used when something bad or unpleasant happens.
Person A: Man, today I hit a deer and totalled my car out!!!

Person B: Oooh, no good ernie!!!
no good ernie by HippieChick August 26, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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