A person who wear smaller tee shirts to make him look musclar even though he's fat.

A person who tells everyone how to workout, although he's weak AF.
Damn you're acting like a straight up earnshaw.

Please don't be a earnshaw!
by Idcbro April 18, 2016
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a person who wanks all day, non stop. he sits at home and does nothin but wack out :)
josh: wat u doin today?

ben earnshaw : avin a wank.

matty: thts all u do.

aaron: wanka
by matty5555555 April 12, 2009
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Ok ok this nigga has the best eyes he has a few friends that he tries to keep close HUGE cock GETS THA BITCHES yeah and most likely aussie
by It's just facts November 12, 2020
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This guy lives in kalgorlie boulder western Australia he goes to kbchs and KNOWS A B**** NAMED ASTRID the b**** realy hurt michael
It's a michael earnshaw he's always like this
by It's just facts November 12, 2020
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When you use the excuse of seeing your cousins or being in london to get out of plans
Sorry I have to cancel my cousins are round” - Earnshaw
by Jr5272873739 January 14, 2023
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