Someone who is completely and utterly incapacitated by the cuteness of pups, woofers, and dogs alike.
The kind of person who makes up an urban dictionary entry for the sake of a tinder profile... all in the name of dogs of course..
The kind of person who makes up an urban dictionary entry for the sake of a tinder profile... all in the name of dogs of course..
by Spence+dogs=happy July 31, 2017
Dog person: “I have 3 dogs at home and they are all my baby’s
Person: “I have a cat-“
Dog person:”OH MY GOD THEY ARE SO EVIL AND NON AFFECTIONATE!!!!”
Person: “I have a cat-“
Dog person:”OH MY GOD THEY ARE SO EVIL AND NON AFFECTIONATE!!!!”
by Gtfhfhgug December 4, 2021
It's pretty self-explanatory
by Smasher6708 May 12, 2019
by my french teacher is a bitch March 17, 2021
Someone who goes totally crazy with joy when they see a dog. Any dog. Anywhere. Anytime.
This type of person points and smiles with delight when driving past a dog, and shouts "Aaaaaah, look how cute he is with his little tail and funny looking eyes!!". Often endangering themselves and other road users.
A crazy dog person also grins from ear to ear when their dog does a solid poop, cocks their leg or squats on every bush they see, and when they chase the neighbours cat from the yard while barking like a maniac.
A crazy dog person will relentlessly shower their dog in hugs (even though this can be annoying for their dog) and endless belly rubs. They also never hesitate to wipe their dogs poop-caked butt.
Crazy dog people can't walk past a dog park without running into the park and patting every dog they see. Even ugly A/F dogs.
This type of person points and smiles with delight when driving past a dog, and shouts "Aaaaaah, look how cute he is with his little tail and funny looking eyes!!". Often endangering themselves and other road users.
A crazy dog person also grins from ear to ear when their dog does a solid poop, cocks their leg or squats on every bush they see, and when they chase the neighbours cat from the yard while barking like a maniac.
A crazy dog person will relentlessly shower their dog in hugs (even though this can be annoying for their dog) and endless belly rubs. They also never hesitate to wipe their dogs poop-caked butt.
Crazy dog people can't walk past a dog park without running into the park and patting every dog they see. Even ugly A/F dogs.
Jane: "Uh meh gawd. I love that dog. His jacket is dapper. I'd hug that dog all day long!!"
Jack: "Jane, you're such a crazy dog person. You're nuts babe!"
Jane: "Totes! I fucking love dogs!"
Jack: "Jane, you're such a crazy dog person. You're nuts babe!"
Jane: "Totes! I fucking love dogs!"
by L.L. Drool J May 29, 2019
a: “i’m having lunch with todd this afternoon”
b: “oh, be careful, I hear todd is a dog person”
a: “thanks for the tip. i’ll be sure to keep my shoes on”
b: “oh, be careful, I hear todd is a dog person”
a: “thanks for the tip. i’ll be sure to keep my shoes on”
by goldfish cracker #34 November 5, 2023
person a: “hey i’m going over to todd’s house this afternoon”
person b: “oh, I heard that todd’s a dog person. be careful”
person a: “i’ll make sure to keep my shoes on. thanks for letting me know”
person b: “oh, I heard that todd’s a dog person. be careful”
person a: “i’ll make sure to keep my shoes on. thanks for letting me know”
by goldfish cracker #34 November 4, 2023