When a group of white kids attempt to form a rap group and perform horrifically
"Yo did you get a glimpse of that alabaster disaster that played at the youth center this weekend"
by cMoneygRip January 30, 2009
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nast-disast

nast-disast: compound word (nasty + disaster), adjective, noun.

A word that describes something that is both nasty and and a disaster; disgusting, a stomach churning moment.
'I started puking on myself in front of everyone at the party, I must have looked nast-disast man

'When I went to squeeze some ketchup on my burger the bottle spewed ketchup all over the place, talk about a nast-disast dude'
by Papadakis April 16, 2020
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Being gay (or part of lgbt+ community) while also being a mess, whether it be mental, physical, spiritual, social, or a combination
“God my life is just a cluster fuck, I’m a total disaster gay
by Queen Breezy September 16, 2018
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A Happy Disaster is when You take a shit and do not flush. Leaving it for the discovery of a good friend.
I was at my buddys house for some mexican food after I ate I left him with a Happy Disaster.
by Tbagmartin April 15, 2010
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A girl who is very beautiful on the outside but on the inside is a tangled mess
You make me a beautiful disaster
by XlovethelifeyouliveX February 15, 2010
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A bisexual who may often find themselves in the friendzone. Alternatively it may be any hot mess of a person who tangentially also happens to be bisexual.
I might be in love with my work-wife but I'm not sure if it's just friendship or not and I'm afraid to even ask what her orientation is. She asked me what mine is and I told her 'disaster bisexual.'
by snager August 10, 2018
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Television documentaries featuring the always popular format of heartbreaking tales of unthinkable marital infidelity.
My ex-life in which I was married for 25 years to an L.A. actor ended in such a pathetic and superlative train wreck, so consequently it’s a fave on Disaster Marriages!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 21, 2020
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