Dave is an almighty being
You do as Dave asks
You listen to the speaking of Dave
You worship the Dave
Dave is god
You do as Dave asks
You listen to the speaking of Dave
You worship the Dave
Dave is god
by lil Baconnaise March 3, 2019
The coolest sweetest most intelligent and honest guy youll ever meet. knows about everything. will do anything for you. never hates or holds grudges. A guy who wants nothing more than to be happy by making those around him happy. One hell of a cook. The perfect guy, everything every woman says she wants in a man. But you will never date him, you always will find some reason or excuse why you can't, and never tell him the truth about why. No woman is allowed to be with or tell him why she can't be with him. The guy who has always been there for you when you needed him, who continually loves you and would do anything for you despite being used and abused time and again. The guy you want but whenever you let it show you have to pretend it didnt happen and accuse him of being crazy or not knowing what was going on when you asked him to sleep with you or told him how much you loved him and you were meant to be with him. He's always depressed and busy as hell, but when you need something hes there like state farm.
Dude this organic chemistry makes no sense to me, I need help, and I want to know how to cook this lamb and figure out what this cool unidentified tune is on the radio.
Just ask Dave.
Isnt he busy?
Yeah but he'll drop it to help out.
Is he still in love with that Heather?
Yeah, she totally is using him.
Yeah but he really loves her.
Just ask Dave.
Isnt he busy?
Yeah but he'll drop it to help out.
Is he still in love with that Heather?
Yeah, she totally is using him.
Yeah but he really loves her.
by vinny's June 22, 2011
Dave is caring and loving, he will look out for you and be there for you whether you are happy or sad. His heart is so special the way he loves and the person he is inside, if you are lucky to be loved by Dave you feel extremely special like you are the luckiest girl on the planet. He is very smart too and knows about anything and everything and he secretly likes being a smarty pants! His eyes are the most warm eyes I've ever seen and his smile will melt anyone's heart. He is strong too even though he says he isn't. He's strong and can do anything he wants to do in life. He says he is shy, but if he talked to more people he would make friends with anyone he talked with because he is just so likeable and wonderful. He is a treasure and without people like him the world would be a sad place. He is in short the most funny, loving, interesting, handsome most adorable man you will ever meet. If you know him the sun shines upon you.
Mimi - "I'm going to the movies with Dave, see you later"
Every other person- "oh she is so lucky, I want a Dave in my life, he is so awesome. I wish I knew a Dave"
Every other person- "oh she is so lucky, I want a Dave in my life, he is so awesome. I wish I knew a Dave"
by Mimi0836 June 27, 2021
by Blackflame619 February 8, 2009
The name of the god of all hockey coaches, a coach who knows the game best but also knows how to coach players in a way they respond and respect. No one compares.
by SauceMaster99 April 16, 2014
You know a Dave. We all know a Dave. They are most likely a child murderer from freddy fazbenders and are gay for Jack Kennedy
Dave is a literally child murderer and you still wanna hire him? He even will yiff foxes for god sake
by KrisKross69 April 12, 2022
by edd ridgway November 30, 2006