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Cumsplotion

When a man absolutely positively can not delay an ejaculation any longer. When he cums so hard it knocks him on the floor and he is stunned by how much came out. The penis is typically sore or bruised afterwards.
Do you recall your first?
Watching this Mpg "Barry Fukz The Babysitter" A middle-aged guy is sitting on the couch with this highschool girl. She has pigtails tied with ribbons andis wearing on of those school girl uniforms with the plaid skirt + white socks that go up to her knees. The man pulls off her panties, stuffs his face in them and inhales loudly. The girl giggles at this and is then fucked mercilessly in the ass by this dude. He blows his load so hard he falls off the couch into the toy wagon and there is cum all over the girls ass and cute lil face. There. Cumsplotion.
by Jerk October 21, 2004
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When a girl unexpectedly spits a mouthful of jizz all over her man's chest after blowing him, since she didnt know what else to do with it.
Ann, what the fuck? Was that a cumsplotion or are you just throwing the fuck up?
by Mr. Waggy July 19, 2017
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I was doing it and BAM cumsplotion from no where!
by Ted Collins February 26, 2009
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cook a son's balls and serve them to his mother as a plate of meatballs. as she bites into it, there is an explosion of cum.
Cook: Want some meat balls?
Mother: Oh yes! Thank you!
Cook: Mhm, don't mention it.
Mother: *bites into ball and gets a pleasant cumsplotion from her son's balls*
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cumsplosion

An enormous amount of jizz to come out during masturbation or sex.
Carl was jerking off to some porn when he finally cummed. A hot load of jizz coated everything in front of him, a cumsplosion. He didn’t stop though. The stream of hot jizz didn’t look like it was about to stop. The stream kept coming. Carl tried to stop it by holding his dick tight but it hurt like hell. He stepped out of his chair and it still rushed out. The dripping stream didn’t stop. He tried putting on pants but filled up with cum. He went out naked. He bravely stepped out of his house to try and get help but then the door locked behind him. His cock dripped with cum faster and faster. His raging boner was rock hard. He then saw his crush walking toward him.
by Well, shit. January 18, 2018
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Literally, an explosion of cum. Cum that shoots the accordian right off your lap, and the Santa hat off your head.
"Richard pumped the accordian on his penis, until he enjoyed a fine CUMSPLOSION. He was so rubber-legged he fell on the icy walk as he left. Best Christmas ever.
by kevmulk November 1, 2008
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