crutcher

A creepy young man who can't find a woman in real life so he creates multiple profiles on dating sites. This man has a high affinity towards white women who will put up with his crap. He hides behind the computer screen because his face is too ugly.

Look at David, he is such a crutcher.
Look at him on Facebook looking up girls...he is a crutcher.

by cloud01 January 24, 2015

Jackson Crutcher

Someone who only plays Minecraft, and when his girlfriend asks for sex he says no. “You have to play the craft to get the shaft.”

You’re being a Jackson Crutcher get off Minecraft, and do something you lazy shit.

by sniperTrudd March 9, 2018

michael crutcher

A player or a pimp with a blonde who is too good for him named Tasha

Michael crutcher is A player or a pimp with a blonde who is too good for him named Tasha

by Hey you girl October 13, 2017

Meta crutcher

Someone who crutches on whatever the current meta is in a video game. Whether it be op or ez to use weapons or vehicles.

What a meta crutcher using a T80BVM like the rest of the NPCs to get ez cheap kills requiring little to no skill.

by Sol Goodman Su22 April 20, 2023