(Adj.) the art, practice or study of cooking ones mind with various illiced substances more than the average human would.

In result creating a person to act and talk in a cooked like manner.
Dave: hey nyenda whats the time?

Nyenda: pretty sure its july........pass the dortios??

Dave:.......cookery.
by Mrpetersmith November 23, 2013
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referring to a large number of individuals in the same place heavily and simultaneously under the influence of many illicit or legal recreational drugs (namely MDMA, alcohol, coke, etc.)
Hey why is everyone so cooked here? Man this is the cookery
by hellohi21 January 10, 2020
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A lame stand-up comedian attempting to compensate for his weak material with excessive movement and exaggerated body language. After Dane Cook (1972 - when already?), awful comic.
Well, that was a waste of time...that guy had nothing. just a bunch of Dane Cookery. Didn't laugh once.
by sefos February 19, 2011
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"I'm a gay 19/m. I like bondage, cookery, cut, domination, and leather"
by lillllll December 30, 2004
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