Tumor the retard says, "I want to play with my competer mommy now!"
"Look at Woody and all his competers! You know he will come out on top!"
"Look at Woody and all his competers! You know he will come out on top!"
by wordy thompkins March 1, 2008
Yeah, you see it's not the biggest strongest chimp that rules but the one the maintains relationships and blah blah blah women or something.
Hym "You see how he's just dialing back the competence thing, right? The Alpha male isn't the one who sluts out the most females it's the one that's nice to them or something. Just his subtle way of imposing his values on his fans. Be nice to women whether they sleep with you or not because that's the REAL competence. His whole thing is conflationary. He's conflating 'Competence' with 'association' because he knows success has more to do with association than competence. That's what he does. He says things that are untrue. And then just dials them back. It's a subtle way of trying to manipulate his fans into being nice to women and is evidence he doesn't give a shit about 'disaffected young men'. The manipulation is the evidence. Right there. "
by Hym Iam February 12, 2023
A term describing an individual who is competitive and confrontational.
One who will do whatever it takes to win meaningless fights or games.
One who will do whatever it takes to win meaningless fights or games.
My buddy will debate the rules and intimidate other people in order to win a game, he is so competional.
by Speak it August 31, 2011
When one man is being sucked off by a woman, another man is doing her from behind while the two men engage in arm wrestling. Other variations include a magnetic chess board with suction cups.
by Spencer T Davis July 7, 2008
Competence porn is a plot with a type of character who is insanely good at something - usually involving some plot-twisting plans.
Coined by Reddit user Rabbithen.
Coined by Reddit user Rabbithen.
Some of the main characters in shows like: Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Code Geass, Death Note, Dexter, Mad Men, Doctor House, House of Cards, White Collar, Prison Break, Limitless, Big Love, Hannibal, The Bourne Identity, Jack Reacher
provide you with competence porn.
provide you with competence porn.
by charlemagne February 26, 2014
The only politically oppressed minority group still being discriminated against by corporate America.
Equal opportunity is for morons, liars, and thieves only. Never hire a competent Individual because next to them you will appear stupid. These people should never be allowed a job interview.
by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022
Any other religion that is going after the same market share for souls as yours. (i.e. Christianity and Islam)
Anita: "Look at those people, with their funny clothes and rituals. I hope they all know they're all going to Hell!!"
Chris: "Whoa, Anita! Take it down a notch. You must be from a competing religion..."
Chris: "Whoa, Anita! Take it down a notch. You must be from a competing religion..."
by Bill Sensbach January 9, 2012