Durwin invented the Canadian Coffee Table when his beer was too cold to hold onto as he banged away.
by big creek January 17, 2012
Safe, non-abrasive, dull, middle-class music for snobbish rich-kids who think they’re skirting on the wild side. The audio equivilent of coffee-table books, designed for browsing and social status, rather than musical appreciation.
by alxrgrs July 17, 2010
The perverse sexual act of defecating onto a glass coffee table whilst someone lies underneath the coffee table to best observe the results
by otter89 July 21, 2009
Using the top of a girl’s head as a table to set things on while she’s blowing you. This is perfect for when you need a convenient place to set snacks, drinks, or even the remote control.
by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017
1. A book that is very old or large and decorative that people put on display under or on their coffee table to make them look more cultured
2. Something you'll never read
2. Something you'll never read
"'Gray's Anatomy', hey isn't this a show?"
"Apparently it was a book first."
"Who would ever read this?"
"There's a reason why it's on the coffee table, the perfect coffee table book."
"Apparently it was a book first."
"Who would ever read this?"
"There's a reason why it's on the coffee table, the perfect coffee table book."
by parselmouth94 July 30, 2009
by Big Fish Tony January 1, 2012
The conservative justices might have noted that 'voting fraud', which several states claim they are trying to prevent, is essentially nonexistent. As one federal judge put it, such laws are akin to using “a sledgehammer to hit an imaginary fly on a glass coffee table.”
by Monkey's Dad July 2, 2021