The sort of bloke who ditches his mates for a girl he barley knows. A sellout and a person who lies about their embarrassing past. Rather boring and easily embarrassed.
You are being a right Chris Day, can't believe your going out with that girl you met yesterday instead of going to the football today.
by Nutty John November 10, 2013
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On December 9th ,you have to celebrate any loved ones named Chris. It doesn't matter whether it’s your bestfriend, boyfriend, or family member ! Anyone named Chris deserves some extra love this day..
Yo, what day is it today?
- It's National Chris Day, bitch!
by mdeinhvn December 9, 2021
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October 21st is a day where we celebrate dirty chris’s outlandish shenanigans such as being a felon and sex offender
“did you hear about dirty chris beating up my grandma on national dirty chris day?”

“yeah he does that lmao”
by dirty chris lover 33 October 19, 2019
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November 22nd, a day where everyone gathers around to fuck Chris and his massive ass to fuck him with a smile
Branson: I can't wait to go fuck Chris tomorrow

Gavin: I know right, it'll be so nut quaking

Chris: Hey guys, I don't think national fuck Chris day is such a good idea
by Christmastonimo November 22, 2021
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October 31st is national give Chris dick day. Every year thousands of people gather at ashy bois house to dick his gay ass down
Akenai: hey Joseph what time are we going to Chris’s house for national dick down Chris day

Joseph: I’m already preparing his anis for penetration.

Akenai: radical
by Chris’s lover boi October 31, 2019
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on the 24th of april it would officially be national chris sturniolo day, he has been getting more hate then love so this is the day to support him and show some love!
🗣️: why are you making that wholesome edit today?
“ITS NATIONAL CHRIS STURNIOLO DAY IM SHOWING SOME LOVE!!”
by C4NDYT1ME April 12, 2023
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