Chavez

The act of inserting your penis into a females anus while simultaneously inserting your testicles into her vagina. Once in place you snap your fingers, point at your friends, wink and say, "Just like that."

Dude, Brendan totally Chavezed that Asian chick at the party last night. It was epic!

by Flipfloppirate November 22, 2016

Chavez

A badass Latino that knows how to roll tha gas and is always prepared for anything. Also all the girls usually waitin on tha nigga but he be dumb blind.

That nigga Chavez never fails

by Thtniggagreeny October 17, 2019

Chavez

A white mans word for a native american or canadian that looks more mexican that native.

Kris shave your mustache you dirty chavez.

by Clarke Taylor April 13, 2008

Chavez

A last name of a strong group of individuals around the world

Damn look at the Chavez

by Theonechickfromaround July 21, 2018

Chavezed

When you are caught viewing hentai and your video feed gets cut by the Venezuelan government and now every website you navigate to only has inspirational video footage featuring the glorious Comandante Hugo Chavez.

“Aw man, this scene is so hot!”
...
*video feed cuts*

“Shit! The Venezuelans found me.”
...
*Mi Comandante Chavez plays*

“I’ve been Chavezed! Damn, maybe I should stop watching hentai and embrace the glory of Socialism...”

by Mario Jumpman Stalin February 22, 2021

chavez

a nick name meaning "most amazing person you will ever meet" NOT A CHOCK BLOCKER(megan, leah)

Hey chavez, your amazing

by Everyoneissuperjealous October 27, 2010

chavez

a tyrannical dictator that controls venezuelas goverment by means of fear.

A Marxist anti-anerican that open spke out about america on september 20, 2006 and deserves to go to hell

chavez is a dirty american that opresses his people and inflates the global oil market

by rofflesness September 20, 2006